Soooo now that Kate Gosselin finds herself unemployed and determined to continue on her current path of destruction, I’ve decided to help a her out. Here are some new show ideas:
-Kate Plus Hate: Kate joins the KKK and actually turns them against white people.
-Kate is Bait: Fisherman sedate sharks by threatening to feed them pieces of Kate.
-Kate in Crate: When Kate lashes out she gets spritzed with a water bottle and has to sit in her crate until she calms down.
-Kate Plus Freight: We ship her to unsuspecting people’s homes. Surprise!
-Kate Plus Weight: She works at McDonald’s.
-Kate Copulates: Porn.
-Kate’s an Ingrate: Oh we already saw that one.
Please feel free to add your own show ideas.
It’s Snow Patrol but I can DANCE!!!!!!!!!! This makes me very happy. Probably happier than it should. I’m such a dork.
Sooo just remember my audio stuff is never safe for work. Unless you work in a whorehouse then play away my friends. Play away.
Tumblr is what happens when my blog cheats with Twitter and then Instagram walks in and is all, “heyyyyy, you guys look hot. Can I get in on that action?” But then my blog would be all, “I don’t swing that way but……….you only live once.” Then Audioboo busts the door down and is all, “BITCH I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!”
So I really hope you enjoy.
